WTF is wrong with the Mets?
Ok, look Willie… I know you’ve held onto the lead most of the season. I don’t care. You and your team are about to piss away the lead and its already super slim. Don’t let a good season go down the drain with stupid screw-ups. Look at what the Phillies did to you guys. Straight raping. That’s what it was. Let’s not pussyfoot about it. And you know what? If you don’t have a “Come to Jesus” conversation with your guys, its gonna get even nastier.
So I implore you — on behalf of all Mets fans everywhere — stop fucking up. Thank you.
EDIT: I still love you, Endy!! 🙂