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I <3 Pulp Fiction!

I have it on my TiVo to watch.. I swear, this movie is just completely badass. Sam Jackson was impeccable in the movie… there’s so many great parts. The one I’m buggin out over right now is the first scene with them going to that guy’s house that screwed with Mr. Wallace:

SJ: “What does Marcellus Wallace look like?”
Guy: “W-what?”
SJ tosses aside table. “What country are you from..?”
Guy (scared): “What? W-what?”
SJ: “What ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?”
Guy (really should be shitting in his pants now): “W-w-what?”
SJ: “English, muthafucker! Do you speak it?!”
Guy: “Yes!”
SJ: “Then you know what I’m sayin’!” A little whisper of ‘yes’ from the guy.. “Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!”
Guy (still confused and dumb): “What?!”
SJ (draws big ass gun on him): “Say ‘what’ again! SAY ‘WHAT’ AGAIN! I dare you — I DOUBLE dare you, muthafucker! Say ‘what’ one more goddamn time..”
Guy (hands up in the air): “He-he’s black..”
SJ: “Go on…”
Guy: “He’s bald…”
SJ: “Does he look like a bitch?”
Guy (he screwed up for the final time here): “What?”
SJ shoots him in the leg: “Does.. he.. look.. like.. a bitch?”
Guy: “NO…!”
SJ (all soft and gentle now): “Then why you tryin to fuck him like a bitch?”
Guy: “No I didn’t…”
SJ: “Yes you did… YES YOU DID!”… the guy’s breathing really hard now… “But Marcellus Wallace don’t like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.” (Total tangent) “You read the Bible?”
Guy: “Yes…”

Then SJ proceeds to quote Ezekiel 25:17:

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee..”

And then kills his ass on multiple levels… It’s just primo stuff. God, this movie rocks.